Horrifying footage of Corgi


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/03/27/corgi-thrown-from-sky.html


#2

Oh, the caninity!


#3

That corgi was thinking “Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.”


#4

I find zero humor in the title.


#5

It is only after it survives being thrown from the sky that a corgi becomes eligible to be selected by Queen Elizabeth to join her corgi pack.


#7

Yay Corgies!


#9

You wanted to see who was going to react without viewing the video.


#10

Rollercoaster of emotions


#11

You monster!

Corgi


#12

Do you like Corgis? Do you like cute cartoons? Try this:

This lady was at a local con and her cartoon is cute AF. Click on the WEBTOONS for the cartoons.


#13

I guess I have so little faith in humanity I thought this was real and was rage-crying almost immediately. Don’t play tricks like this, please, some of us are broken.


#14

Well played @beschizza


#15

Yeah, this was extremely poor taste. Having encountered the post, I felt going forward had only three outcomes, all bad:

  1. Don’t play the video because I’m too worried that it’s real, and randomly have anxiety about it throughout the day;
  2. Play the video, discover that it’s real, and experience actual trauma;
  3. Play the video, discover that it’s a joke in poor taste, experience mostly relief but still some residual anxiety, and be angry at BB all day.

So, mission accomplished.


#16

Forget it Jake. It’s Beschizzatown.


#17

This is even more outrageous than when the ceiling at Olive Garden trumped my eyes into thinking there was a blue sky overhead. “You insensitive mother fucks!” I blasted, frisbeeing my competition-sized plate of fettuccine at the manager’s head. “People are DYING from drought caused by excessive blue skies!” I sobbed, pooping distraughtly on the dining room floor as my civic duty commanded. “Do you think dead children are funny?” Of course I never received an apology, but as I was marched out of there, I could tell from the looks on their faces that my lesson had struck home.


#18

@GusFrye @lesmanalim

I get it. I almost fell for it, but then I noticed it was @beschizza who has a pretty swell history of things like this:

Horrifying footage of a hippo, nature’s top human-killer, savaging woman in shallow water
hippo

If anything, the title about this corgi was a tad too tame by Beschizza’s standards (along with those of the likes of https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/ where a title for the video in this post was “DoG tHrOwN fRoM pLaNe InTo ThE aBySs BeLoW”).


#19

Bad Human!

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[I just needed excuses to post gifs of Ein from Cowboy Bebop]


#20

Corgi (company) aircraft models!

https://www.corgi-usa.com/shop/aircraft/planes.html


#21

Hey, hey! You, you! Get off of my cloud!


#22

The OP is still in poor taste and shit but the Chinatown reference… priceless.