A citation looking forward to.
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[GRIN]
It’s almost certainly going to be covered by one of Trump’s NDAs.
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it’s like that one winter… some time ago. y’know, that one really cold winter?
well, there used to be a pond yonder, where that field is now… well, that one winter, a whole flock’a ducks come and landed on that pond, right as it was freezin’ up tight.
well, them ducks all took off an’ now that pond’s in the next county.
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As God is my witness, I thought they could fly.
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There’s a (probably apocryphal) story from when the Soviet Union was collapsing of a cargo plane crew who stole a cow and herded it into the back of their plane. At 30,000 feet over the North Pacific, the cow panicked, charged through the doors, and landed on a Japanese fishing boat, sinking it.
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Mulder: “Remember the milk: it’s on the roof. Of a house.” (reads notes) “Oh hang on, it’s cow carcasses. See you in 30 minutes.”
Scully: “Mulder–wait–” (line goes dead)
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thank you, les. 
This is plausible - cows were on the drift over the roof, died of hypothermia and when the snow melted they ended up on the roof freeze-dried.
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It was a space rock, as big as several cows, that broke up before impact.
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I should talk to my aunt and see what she knows. She’s the family historian, and has collected most of the family news items.
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Clearly the work of that damn Hey Diddle Diddle gang again. Sure, the dish gets away clean with the spoon and the dog’s a harmless chucklehead that laughs at nothing, but that cat’s a bad’un. Somehow he always manages to convince a cow to jump over the moon and up she goes, never thinking about re-entry or deceleration, and down she comes, plummeting in flames while he fiddles like Old Scratch himself. It’s never pretty in the end, let me tell you. But we’ve got the cat’s mugshot up at every Petco and catnip den between here and Nashville. We’ll get the bastard sooner or later.
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