Originally published at: How did these cow carcasses get on top of this home? | Boing Boing
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Feche le vache!
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Brought by a horse.
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Yes sir, Officer, I cannot tell a lie, I put that farm house under those cow carcasses."
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Isn’t that how you make beef jerky?
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And why shouldn’t a rancher be a Milhaud fan.
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Assuming a person didn’t do this - which is always a ready explanation for weird shit - mountain lions can carry an adult deer carcass up a tree and bears will drag a large carcass around to keep other critters from getting at it (and are pretty decent climbers). So I suspect the answer has something to do with the size of the cows involved.
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The cows were trying to jump over the moon, but had more ambition than talent. This is really very sad.
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Also could be a legitimate case of snowdrifts being high enough to reach the roof of a house. There’s old newspaper clippings of my great-grandfather relating his memories of a snowstorm in Texas that covered folks’ rooftops (because snow drifts), and the snow was firm enough after the winds to be able to walk on top of it.
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Where do you store your dead cows? It’s not like we all have fancy dead cow vaults in our homes, you know!
Looking at the chyron, I’m surprised that Bankman-Fried looks worse than I remember. The hearing must be hard on him.
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Was there a flood recently?
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… user name checks out yet again
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The Cow That Jumped Over The Moon had to come down somewhere.
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Let’s not resort to silly theories about UFOs.
The scientific explanation is obvious in that a completely unobserved whirlwind blew across a pond containing wild cows, sucked them up and dumped them later without anyone noticing.
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But is the little dog still laughing, now?
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5G signal turning birds into zombies.
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I read crows, not cows…
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