How does The Thing take care of his "business?"

[dnealy]

Originally published at: How does The Thing take care of his "business?" | Boing Boing

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[Tamsin_Bailey]

Grimly, duh.

[anon33932455]

Like, how does he take a schist? Does it come out gneissly?

[Tamsin_Bailey]

Pebbles or sand?
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What is wrong with us?

[tcg550]

I read the headline and thought this was about a certain someone that recently got indicted.

[Jesse13927]

I saw the headline and thought of this.

[oncebce]

Me too.

[euansmith]

[Tamsin_Bailey]

Please, nobody mention pebble dashing.

[Akimbo_NOT]

Does it eat?

[CanadianBeaver]

[anon81034786]

So that’s what the 3 seashells are for!

[knoxblox]

[MonkeyT12]

Weird, how the video completely fails to mention that the Thing’s skin was originally more dinosaur hide than stone. Reed explained to Ben how his body had slowly adjusted to its current form over time. (This is also one of the examples MCU used to establish the rules of time travel.). I guess that wouldn’t have facilitated the stone pee-pee jokes.

[FGD135]

Would the Bristol stool scale even be applicable?

[Brainspore]

When he’s done he wipes with 40-grit sandpaper.

[theophrastus]

How does the Thing go to the bathroom and stuff?

to be sure somehow involves “clobber’n time”.

i once got ‘kicked off’ a chat room for dare asking the same “bathroom and stuff” sort of question surrounding “The Flash”. Namely are all his internal functions as accelerated and does his gut ecology ‘go along for the ride’? (“Too boring! A wizard did it!”)

[Mister44]

Does he shit a literal brick?

Also:

Obligatory:

[generic_name]

How does The Thing take care of his business? If it’s anything like the Hulk, I don’t wanna know.

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[RickMycroft]

I have the feeling that they’ll have to extend the Bristol Stool Chart a bit.