Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/25/how-to-hide-a-coin.html
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Deeply disappointed this wasn’t the ass pennies sketch
I’ve got an easier way to hide a coin: put the coin in your mailbox. Then tell your 11 y/o kid that there is a coin in the mailbox. You’ll never see it again.
Truly a classic for the ages. Man, I miss UCB.
Best sketch show ever. It got me over my supercool addiction.
Wait, where am I supposed to hide the chair?
The chair goes inside the turduckin.
But can it fix a sink?
Turduckin? That’s just fowl.
When I was a kid (mid 1970’s), my mom would put coins inside my birthday cake. At the time I thought it was pretty awesome. Eat pieces of cake and make 50 or 60 cents.
Now that I think about it, it’s pretty nasty and a wee bit dangerous. Although after eating cake we probably threw lawn darts around the backyard, so I guess danger is a relative thing.
2 weeks later: oh man, what smells?
wait . . . what? what did i just see?
Okay, now we need to come up with a name for that. Marlborotroutin?
Fishsmokin
A chicken, a scuba diver, and the Pope walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says:
“What is this, some kind of joke?”
I miss 2000s Comedy Central in general.
They told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up, but I can’t win Ben Stein’s money because they canceled it!
nothing about this video makes any sense, starting with why you’d want to save a nickel in the first place.
I don’t play any instruments, but if I ever did and started a band I’m going to use this for the name.
No, the bartender would have said:
The life expectancy of a chicken is hardly a decade, I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave since you’re not 21.