“I’m not a climate change guy,” says a guy about to lose his home to climate change

The soil mechanics of any reversal of this alleged subsidence (that would be required to save these “billions of dollars” in investment property) are unimaginable.

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Maybe he should spend some of his wealth on a trip to Alexandria, or Rancho Palos Verdes.

I hear that you can get some prime real estate in doggerland for real cheap.

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maybe they could be sold as hostile architecture.

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God’s away on business.

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I understand the technical term is “Republican”.

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“but, hey, you’ve got $2 billion worth of properties here… whaddya do, just say goodbye to 2 billion dollars worth of property?”

Aw, that’s terrible! I’ll foot my percentage of the bill for your remediation in exchange for spending some time there the next few years, eh?

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He’s missing a real opportunity here to pull himself up by his bootstraps and just stuffing empty 50 gallon drums underneath his house so when the ocean rises he just floats away in his brand new house yacht. /s

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Joker vs Batman

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