In heaven there is no beer
That’s why we drink it here
And when we’re all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer
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Hilda said she’d match me every beer from da keg
So every time I poured one, she ate a pickled egg
She smells so bad I shouldn’t have to kiss her anymore
Yah…we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before
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Well, I’m looking forward to whatever you guys come up with for this one.
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#meta @Donald_Petersen = only one choice really
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I write the songs that make the whole world sing
I write the songs of love and special things
I write the songs that make the young girls cry
I write the songs, I write the songs
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#meta = Perry Como, proving that shitty pop music isn't an exclusively modern advent
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Me and you are subject to the blues now and then
But when you take the blues and make a song
You sing them out again
Sing them out again
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#meta
Wow! Haven’t seen that guy in a long, long time!
What’s eating you?
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Oh, here she comes. Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up!
Oh, here she comes. She’s a maneater!
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Her name is Yoshimi. She’s a black belt in karate.
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That’s not my name
That’s not my name
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My name is Prince…
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Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee
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I try to please…
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Hey, Mr. Custer, please don’t make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin’ fight
Somebody yelled "attack!"
And there I stood with a arrow in my back.
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And I have discovered
That this fight is not worth fighting
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Hold the line! Does anybody want to take it anymore?
The show must go on!
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Come inside, the show’s about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you’ll get your money’s worth
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