I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand (well, I heard it through the grapevine)

The ticket costs only your mind
The driver said "hey man we go all the way"
Of course we were willing to pay

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Then we went to the gift shop and stood in line.
Bought a souvenir miniature ball of twine, some window decals,and anything else they’d sell us.

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You know I been to the state fair, seen a calf made out of golden corn, Stephen Hawking out of string cheese, and the virgin out of olives.

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Well, I think I’m gonna re-route my trip.
I wonder if anybody’d think I’d flipped if I
Went to L.A. via Omaha?

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Just as well, since the Wichita lineman is still on the line.

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Man sends the ray of the electric light
Sends the impulse through the air
Down to home

True dreams of Wichita
True dreams of Wichita

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Fourteen thousand times a second, the speaker moves.
Magnetism pushes the impulse through.
But I can’t keep that speed, I can’t generate that frequency.

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What’s the frequency, Kenneth?

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Every street light reveals a picture in reverse. Still it’s so much clearer.

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And I’m swimming in the night
Chasing down the moon
The deeper in the water
The more I long for you

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I forgot my shirt at the water’s edge
The moon is low tonight

Nightswimming deserves a quiet night

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I can’t go down to the water’s edge.
I didn’t do it. I saw who did.
Don’t go down to the water’s edge.
They did it once, they can do it again.

I swear
I swear
I swear
I swear
I didn’t do a thing.
I should have done something.

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Some stupid with a flare gun burned the place to the ground.
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.

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I guess they would say
We could set this world ablaze

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Oh, we’re the boys from Camp Cucamonga
Our mothers sent us here for to study Nature’s ways
We learn to make sparks by rubbing sticks together
But if we catch the girls then we’ll set the woods ablaze

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Now I don’t want this should scare ya
But my bunkmate has malaria.
You remember Jeffrey Hardy.
They’re about to organize a searching party.

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There’s a homicidal maniac who finds a cub scout troop
and he hacks up two or three in every scene.

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Talkin’ about the man, Roland the headless Thompson gunner.

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Bang Bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

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Boom boom boom boom.

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