I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand (well, I heard it through the grapevine)

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, wooo
M-m-m-my Sharona

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Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising.
Help me, I’m flaming.
I must be a hundred and nine.
Burning, burning, burning,
And nothing can cool me.
I just might turn into smoke
But I feel fine.

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Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched

It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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I’m only here to present
And bring the impact of the extinction level event
Sing the song of salvation

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There were people runnin’ everywhere
Tryin’ 2 run from the destruction,
U know I didn’t even care
’Cuz they say two thousand zero zero party over,
Oops out of time
So tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999.

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I buy you champagne, roses and put diamonds on your fingers
But still you hang out all night, what am I to do
My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, party all the time

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I thought I could organize freedom.
How Scandanavian of me!

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Freedom’s just another word for nothin’ left to lose
And nothin’ ain’t worth nothin’ but it’s free
Feelin’ good was easy, Lord, when Bobby sang the blues

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“Freedom”? Freedom? Freedom?! FREEDOM!

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Won’t you take me to Funkytown?

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I’ll take you there!

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Whoooaaaaaaoooooaaaaaaahhh! Whooooooooooaaaaaoooooh! Let’s Go!

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Jupiter and Saturn, Oberon, Miranda and Titania.
Neptune, Titan, Stars can frighten…

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Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

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That’s not my department!

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Ground floor perfumery,
stationery and leather goods,
wigs and haberdashery
kitchenware and food…going up

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I’ll give you three, I’ve been down nine
I’m goin’ down just one more time.
Goin’ down.

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Goin’ down, down, down
Workin’ in a coal mine
Oops, about to slip down

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( #meta I’m so, so sorry for this one… )

Down, down, down
down-do-down-down, down down
down-do-down-down, down down
down-do-down-down

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You’d better slow down
Before there is a showdown,
Or else our love is gonna break down…

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