I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand (well, I heard it through the grapevine)

meta

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Didn’t you kill my brother?

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I’m pleading innocent innocent
You know me wouldn’t do that to you
Girl, I’m pleading innocent innocent
I’m innocent

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She even caught me on camera
It wasn’t me

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Too many cameras and not enough food.

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Er, never before has a boy wanted more!

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How do you like it?

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When you give me all your love
And do it, babe, the very best you can
Oh, that’s the way, uh-huh, uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh

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You’re blinded by love, you’re blinded by science.
You condition’s critically grave.
But don’t expect mercy from such an alliance.
Suspicion of tradition’s so new wave.

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Our ancient nightmares, the ghostly legends and fiendish tales: all the myths are true.

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The only truth is in my heart.

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I ain’t got no heart.

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Since I heard your lilting laughter
It’s your Irish heart I’m after
Peg of my heart

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I ain’t got no body.

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When Irish hearts are happy, all the world seems bright and gay.
And when Irish eyes are smiling, they steal your heart away.

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At your command, before you here I stand
My heart is in my hand……eeeaalluch
It’s here that I must be
My heart entreats, just hear those savage beats
And go put on your cleats,
And come and trample me

(#meta that probably works for both posts)

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Are you ready, boots?

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Because you’re mine, I walk the line
(#Meta Leningrad Cowboys Go America is one of my favorite films)

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I hear you singing in the wire, I can hear you through the whine
And the Wichita Lineman is still on the line.

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It’s not in the way you look or the things that you say that you do
Hold the line
Love isn’t always on time

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