Idaho florist's potato bouquet goes viral

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Perfect! A nice gift that won’t just wilt in 3 days.


I for one am absolutely in favour of edible bouquets. It would also make for an interesting wedding tradition to replace the standard bouquet with the floral equivalent of cluster ammo.


In a similar potato vein…


If you get some of the interestingly tinted potatoes, it’s just as good as the squashes for Fall, and you can eat it when it starts looking sad.


Ah, yes, it was from the beforetimes of
QDB: Quote #151227

IronChef Foicite: well, there’s a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that’s if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that’s like saying
IronChef Foicite: “my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance”
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there’s more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that’s like saying “i have many ways in which I show my love for you”
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they’re still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that’s like saying “it doesn’t matter at all what you look like, I’ll still love you”


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