Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/08/02/if-you-only-read-one-amicus-br.html
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lol @ “eat shit, Bob.”
I wonder if Oliver had a hand in this.
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At least this isn’t a case of a rich guy suing a poor guy. In Idaho we have a litigious rich guy who wins even if he loses because regular people use up all of their resources defending themselves.I think he was Romney’s campaign finance guy.
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Bob, you are an asshole of all assholes.
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It’s official, i’v read a legal document, I am now a lowur
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This is glorious.
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OH you missed it - it was epic. Hold on I’ll get the video.
ETA
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Objection, your honour. Brief repeatedly misuses the phrase “begs the question” and is therefore inadmissable.
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I thought you could sue anyone for any reason. You just might not win.
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And finally, grow the f*ck up, Bob, you’re acting like a spoiled brat. You’re as bad as our President.
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Worth it for Mr Nutter-Butter.
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I’m guessing amicus briefs aren’t usually written in that conversational style, with “_____ , Bob” at the end of the lines.
Great tactic though, it basically refers back to “Eat shit, Bob” in tone every time it appears.
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Should we be concerned about this? Does burning coal company executives like this release as much carbon as burning coal?
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More research is required.
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In all seriousness, doesn’t it look like he suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome?
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The preceding argument is priceless:
And with regard to the Dr. Evil remark, it should be remembered that truth is an absolute defense to a claim of defamation
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According to the Required Disclosures statement (Section I on page 1): no. But they seem to have the style down.
Footnote 3: “Everyone is allowed to have dreams.”
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