'im a heckin black belt' —doggo


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/05/18/im-a-heckin-black-belt.html


#2

Surely Possibly the dog is under stress because he’s being held?

(I have never watched Airplane! so I don’t understand what this is about.)


#3

No he is not. He is wagging his tail in glee.

And stop calling me Shirley.


#4

Surely Enkita was not calling you Shirley, rather was surely calling the dog Shirley. (“Surely the dog…”)


#5

That is a dog who is desperately trying to get traction on air in order to attack the person with kisses of happiness.


#6

Surely you’re not calling Enkita Shirley now?


#7

Now you are all just being surly.


#8

I am sorely wounded by that accusation.


#9

You callin’ me Shirley?


#10

No, I’m not callin’ you. And my name ain’t Shirley either!


#11

So who the **** IS this Shirley character and why don’t she come here and explain herself?


#12

BJJ Beats Tai Chi in a Street Fight Dog


#13

Don’t call me Shirley. Also, if you don’t want to me to read it, keep omitting the @ sign.

Thus things proceed in their cycles; and thus is the Empire maintained.


#14

Perhaps you need some reading coaching from Bobby Hurley?


#15

Notifications, dear boy, notifications.


#16

Would be so much quieter if this was a cat.


#17

“I find your lack of serenity unbecoming.”

(Also, back in my day, doge coin was practically a force of nature in a continent full of feudal meatheads and subsistence peasantry. You kids these days have no idea.)


#18

I don’t think he’s barking. Shibas, despite their small stature, are just about the quietest dogs there are.


#19

Doge sports dog dong hat:


#20

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