In space no one can hear you snore: Alien facehugger CPAP mask

[Dogdad]

Accurate. That’s how I ended up getting one. I am single as hell

[anon55609254]

Does the hose go down his throat and deposit an egg?

[Nightflyer]

Plushies exist:

At least, they did when I got mine, which was maybe a decade or so ago.

[Professor59]

Good luck getting it past the TSA.

Although you might have better luck declaring it as your comfort animal…