Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/05/28/incredible-albino-panda-photog.html
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[“Panda” eats seal, starts swimming North]
Zoologists: “Never mind!”
He looks more like a pot of “hunny” figures in his future.
For many weeks he pressed in vain
His nose against the window-pane,
And envied those who walked about
Reducing their unwanted stout.
None of the people he could see
“Is quite” (he said) “as fat as me!”
Then, with a still more moving sigh,
“I mean” (he said) "as fat as I!
Teddy Bear by A.A. Milne
Dude, we have an albino squirrel running around at work. I just can’t seem to get a pic of it.
I wonder if they taste just like the regular ones … ;-o
Yes, they both taste with their tounges.
Hopefully there is not some entrepreneur nearby that has just given it a bath in bleach. “Come see the rare “albino” panda”
Just as long as it doesn’t eat, shoot and leave.
Albino or ghost?
See if you can drum up funding for a suitably Fortean investigation to find out?
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