Ingenuity, defined


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/13/ingenuity-defined.html


#2

It’s merely a bit of realism - inside every horse’s stomach is a child’s head, after all.


#3

But do we really know the order in which that happened?


#4

True definition of having your head up your ass…or pony.


#5

I had that same dream. Woke up screaming. Am I the only one?


#6

This got me thinking: what happens when they run out of children to enslave?


#7

Cory, I really expected that was going to be one of Posey’s hacks!

-jeff


#8

pony play is getting so weird these days…


#9

“Metaphor(s) anyone? Anyone? Metaphor(s)? Metaphor(s) anyone?”

“Jesus Christ, where is that fucking Metaphor(s)?”

“Metacognitioniski?”


#10

wait…the tail doesn’t match the mane…drapes and curtains…they need better attention to detail.


#11

That’s got to bring a whole other level of unusual to play involving these…


#12

It’s a metaphor for the human condition, where everyone is a horses ass, and have their head in their ass. There’s 12 other meanings, but they only make sense in the ancient sumerian.


#13

I’ve done necropsies on dozens of horses (back in veterinary school pathology rotations), and I can absolutely certify that this is true.

This is also why you’re not supposed to pull on a horses’ tail. It’s amazingly painful and damaging if the child head gets yanked out of the anus.


#16

…and did anyone open the doll’s head?


#17

Russia is north of China.


#18

Japan used to make tin toys from cut-up soda cans. And once my dad stripped our (reasonably expensive) couch so he could re-upholster it, to find that the frame was made from old shipping pallets.


#19

Funnily enough, ‘premium’ furniture manufacturer Gillow & Co. (later Waring & Gillow) was founded in Lancaster to use the mahogony crates used to import rum from the West Indies.

[Yes, that means Lancaster was an axis of the slave trade]


#20

It’s doll’s heads all the way down.


#21

The horse is a natural blonde.


#22

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