I've got a little list

[anon35121463]

[anon63496581]

All my lists are Excel spreadsheets.

[nimelennar]

I hate to tell you this, but I think your bread is going to be moldy before you eat your sandwich.

[Nonentity]

And they never close the peanut butter, jelly, or bread.

I know who’s going on my list…

[anon63496581]

No it won’t, because “Watch bread turn moldy” is not in column A.
Ha!

[Melizmatic]

[OtherMichael]

  5. @monkeyoh

[anon63496581]

[anon61221983]

Am I doing this right?

[ChuckV]

Well, all I’ve got to say is that this list had fucking better end with an Oxford comma.

[Purplecat]

[jsroberts]

[Mister44]

Are we making lists of lists?

How has no one mentioned this guy:

[OtherMichael]

@tropo

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 6. @tropo

[anon37332521]

Woohoo! Top ten!

[wrecksdart]

[wrecksdart]

[IronEdithKidd]

Bad Lieutenant? The regular version or NC-17?

[wrecksdart]

It’s been so long since I saw that flick that I don’t recall which flavor I watched…but it’s Harvey Keitel!

Waitaminute…you sayin you don’t like Harvey?

ahem

7.@IronEdithKidd

[IronEdithKidd]

I like Harvey Keitel, but I’d rather he keep his pants on.