I've got a little list


Continuing the discussion from Gun control defeated in Senate. #Orlando means nothing if you're paid by the NRA:

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I’ve got a little list — I’ve got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
There’s the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs —
All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs —
All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat —
All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like that —
And all third persons who on spoiling tête-á-têtes insist —
They’d none of 'em be missed — they’d none of 'em be missed!

THIS Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things :sweat:
  1. @Max_Blancke


Ok, I am a big G&S fan as well. What is your point?


 2. @Donald_Petersen


Marry, 'tis true.

Before you pull the hood over my head and toss me in the unmarked windowless van, I gotta know:

Is it my taste in cheap pizza?

Or the fact I call you OMike without the slightest hint of remorse?


Wait, there’s a pizza van?!



  3. @Mister44

Gun control is a great idea, terrorist watchlists are bullshit

Me next! Me next!


  4. @wrecksdart


Does this list involve white or black windowless cargo vans?


Is this a list of people who have disappointed you?


eyes suspiciously but jots nothing down





More a pronounced list* this:

Am I doing this right?

*L-I-S-T. Pronounced “list”



Ok- I’ll play