Do they sell it with a framepack stuffed with yards of jQuery?
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Regexes are ugly. Clever but ugly. And besides, they’re write-only.
Pictures or it didn’t happen. (I like Erlang, it’s my kind of language. Only a few other people in the world know if your code is any good or not, and none of them are likely to work in the same office.)
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I need a bolt of that fabric in my life.
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I experience this every day. Sometimes it comes with the stark realization that it was something I previously wrote.
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That is seriously awesome.
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Don’t call my baby ugly.
(But if you use look behinds I will cut you)
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She’s actually singing, “I ain’t no Hollerith Girl!”
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I kinda want to see a Lisp dress, and how many parentheses could fit on it.
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As my partner just called out, “I pick option B!” Yeah, I’ll give them lots of points for having a dress with JavaScript as a design (Yay for people presenting as a women in STEM!), but then I have to take away the same value for having an insufficiently sized fit array and too small of an upper bound.
(As a point of reference, for those that don’t know these things, 12-14 is the average American dress size.)
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The largest page in my little departmental intranet at work is 23k…
I’m supposed to move stuff to Sharepoint, but a little mod that currently takes me ~5 seconds to do now, takes me many minutes or longer to do on Sharepoint
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That sounds like a first draft of a very effective pick up line. And, of course I mean effective in the sense of an effective regex script - in that it efficiently will narrow things down to exactly what you’re looking for…
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Such beautiful nerdbait!
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I was kind of expecting this dress to be procedurally generated. Disappointed.
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I wouldn’t be caught dead in a dress that’s not properly indented.
And assign #updateDiv to a local variable for Gods’ sake. Come on Janet this is why no-one likes maintaining your clothes.
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I think the Erlang dress would look better without the actual word along the bottom, thus reinforcing the mystique. But I note that, as with the Javascript dress, the model could be dressed in a paper bag and it would still look good, which is the biggest single reality distortion for most women when buying clothes.
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You could get some printed from your own javascript screenshot… a friend of a friend has done loads of custom fabrics with spoonflower, it’s apparently not that expensive.
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I think in most jurisdictions wearing that thing in public would run afoul of obscenity laws.
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