That’s not what we meant, dammit!
Little Caesar’s is also happy they can now throw christians to the lions.
I love this ruling (the actual one being satirized) because it brings out the real in people. I got someone to admit to me that they think that businesses should be free to “fail” in the market by not allowing black people in.
This is just stupid. Cthulhu is going to awake when the stars are right and no sacrifices can change that.
I kind of wanted to believe this was serious. Maybe we’ll just get a nice Pastafarian ruling someday instead.
I’m personally declaring my business is following the principles of His Delicious Sauciness, and therefore I won’t be covering my employees for any gluten-intolerance related issues. My employees can eat what they want at dinner time, but don’t make my company pay for their celiac treatments!
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftaghn?
Ia! Ia! Ia!
La mayyitan ma qadirun yatabaqqa sarmadi
Fa idha yaji’ al-shudhdhadh fa-l-maut qad yantahi.
Ia! Ia!
Ia! Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu can kiss my ass.
Also, apparently Cthulhu is a word in the BBBBS spell-checker, but Yog-Sothoth is not. Watch out for iridescent spheres!
Google Translate has let me down. 
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
'In His House at R’lyeh Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming,
yet He shall rise and His kingdom shall cover the Earth.’
Simples!
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