JC Penney wins Supreme Court victory, may sacrifice employees to Cthulhu


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That's not what we meant, dammit!


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Little Caesar's is also happy they can now throw christians to the lions.


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I love this ruling (the actual one being satirized) because it brings out the real in people. I got someone to admit to me that they think that businesses should be free to "fail" in the market by not allowing black people in.


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This is just stupid. Cthulhu is going to awake when the stars are right and no sacrifices can change that.


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I kind of wanted to believe this was serious. Maybe we'll just get a nice Pastafarian ruling someday instead.


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I'm personally declaring my business is following the principles of His Delicious Sauciness, and therefore I won't be covering my employees for any gluten-intolerance related issues. My employees can eat what they want at dinner time, but don't make my company pay for their celiac treatments!


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Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftaghn?


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Ia! Ia! Ia!

La mayyitan ma qadirun yatabaqqa sarmadi

Fa idha yaji' al-shudhdhadh fa-l-maut qad yantahi.

Ia! Ia!


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Ia! Yog-Sothoth.

Cthulhu can kiss my ass.

Also, apparently Cthulhu is a word in the BBBBS spell-checker, but Yog-Sothoth is not. Watch out for iridescent spheres!


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Google Translate has let me down. frowning


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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

'In His House at R'lyeh Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming,

yet He shall rise and His kingdom shall cover the Earth.'

Simples!


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