JD Vance describes preposterous Elon Musk led commission

TIL I’m a trillionaire!

10¹², of course, I’m sure you know!

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A lot of the “inefficiency” of government, compared to the private sector has to do with the fact that the government needs to be accountable in ways that the private sector isn’t. There’s a lot of mechanisms woven into government to enable the public’s right to petition government for redress of grievances, and those cost money.

What’s appealing to conservatives about making government “more efficient” (i.e. more like private businesses) is that would all go away. There would still be inefficiencies and even corruption, but no one would know about it, and no one would be able to do anything about it.

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The only input Leon should have in social security is if we confiscate his companies, sell them and add the money to the social security trust fund.

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And he’s a teetotaler, so he’s only there to tr0ll everyone else.

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I suspect Elon is much like Batman and he just hates poor people.

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Huh???

Well, we know he wants people to think he’s a hero and had some Ill-advised scheme involving boys in a cave.

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Vance is also telling the EU that it should obey American free speech ideology (especially that of ‘anything goes’ popularised by a certain Reich wing oligarch that’s a fellow fan of the senile pumpkin) if it wants future American support for NATO:

‘So what America should be saying is, if NATO wants us to continue supporting them and NATO wants us to continue to be a good participant in this military alliance, why don’t you respect American values and respect free speech?’

Can someone in Brussels please shut down Twitter in the EU on the grounds it is dangerous to democracy just to see what happens to the GOP?

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It’s the outline of a concept of a plan, scribbled on a beer mat.

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Does Social Security include massive government contracts for a rocket that isn’t going to the Moon anytime soon and generous subsidies for a range of shoddily-built strangely flammable electric cars?

Because those could be cut with very little inconvenience to the majority of people.

America’s biggest migrant welfare queen needs to get off the teat of free government money.

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It worked for “Bartlett for America.”

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Feeling It Charlie Day GIF by First We Feast

Vance is getting his marching orders from Leon.

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Oh jesuz, duh. (head smack)

With my stoner math it meant paying everyone a dollar.

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How do you play the flute? You blow in one end and move your fingers up and down the side to make beautiful music.

Thanks JD, that was great!

(Ancient Monty python)

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Tech Bros to reinvent all the productivity benefits of the Dickensian poorhouse for paupers. But with AI by Ellison to spot shirkers and Crypto company scrip instead of food stamps. I can taste the innovation from here.

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That might just actually work, with the right screwdriver…

David Tennant Zap GIF by Doctor Who

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That might be an improvement…
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Trump has no new ideas only old failed ideas.

Elon was appointed an advisor in 2016 and resigned after 6 months due to Trump’s withdrawl from the Paris agreement.

So does Musk just not care about climate change any more?

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Or just question their respective masculinity and give Leon the cage match he wanted with Zuckerberg. Throw Vance in for fun too.

(I’m not normally one to advocate violence, but these people refuse to listen to much else, and realistically, none of these guys would ever actually want to be in a fight themselves – therefore showing their base who these grifters really are.)

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That woke nonsense? LOL, no:

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