I forsee interesting news headlines.
Hawley’s Manhood surprisingly short, despite his working on it for a year.
Hawley’s Manhood fails to impress.
Hawley’s Manhood on sale.
Hawley flogs his Manhood on Fox.
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Hawley’s Manhood releases early.
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When the movie comes out I hope that Josh is played by Ewen Bremner (Trainspotting, Death at a Funeral)
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If he (really his ghost writer) can’t find a Nazi-era book to crib from, he can always start by taking these scholarly articles and re-casting what they discuss in a more positive light.
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Is it going straight to softcover?
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That’s a good call; though I’ve always favoured Nicolas Cage for the role.
@twistmeyer Apparently the cover will be “scratch and sniff”.
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Hawley’s Manhood skews sharply right.
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Hawley’s Manhood: flaccid writing.
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I’m pretty sure no republic has ever been destroyed without men involved, either.
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Hawley’s Manhood is a quick finish, won’t keep you up all night.
Hawley’s Manhood left me hungry for more.
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Josh Hawley needs more manhood?
Who didn’t know that after his Sir Robbin exhibition on January 6th?
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Hawley’s Manhood fails to please
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“Worst book ever!” -Salt Peter
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Hawley’s Manhood: disappointing and unsatisfying
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This country needs more alpha males!
It’s Fascist Gump!
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Why? We already have too many that are buggy and not feature complete.
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The title says “Manhood”, but the image on the front says, “Constipation”.
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Being ignorant to your failings is one of the defining characteristics of the modern alpha- the Hawley Man.
“Regrets, I’ve had a few.
But then again, too few to mention.”
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