Josh Hawley’s Manhood sounds like it’s lacking.
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“I believe from now on we need to clarify when asking whether Josh Hawley will run again”
Members of the Press
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“the traditional masculine virtues, things like courage and independence and assertiveness”
— J. Hawlingass
These are admirable virtues in any human being, but seem to make Hawley and his ilk uncomfortable when displayed by other genders than cis-male.
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I saw that book cover and thought immediately “Weasel”.
But no, it turns out weasels are far more Alpha:
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From Eric Idle’s Liverdance stage show.
By Eric Idle.
Sung by Eric Idle.
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a pussy?
Isn’t it fightfully good to have a clit?
It’s swell to have a snapper
It’s divine to own a snatch
From the thinnest little beaver
To the world’s biggest thatch.
So three cheers for your pewter or vagina
Hooray for your golden pouch of God
Your camel-toe, your bearded clown
Your luter or your twat
You can shave it into shapes
Or you can wear it like a hat
But don’t let a man come near it, of that’s the end of that
They won’t come back.
I can’t find a recording.
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As a palette cleanser, here’s Ron Swanson - Nick Offerman’s entry into the realm of being a decent human being, a.k.a. “man”:
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What are our bets on whether he manages to describe enough actual virtues as ‘masculine’ to push the book into “the masculine virtues America needs and Josh doesn’t provide” territory; or whether he’ll play to his strengths and take it in more of a “inflicting my pathologies is my noble gift to society” direction?
The idea that Hawley possesses virtues America needs(if he possesses any virtues period) is off the table on empirical grounds; but it’s not mandatory for terrible people to be incapable of talking about and/or aggressively claiming actual virtues just because they don’t possess them.
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Only the hardcovers. The paperbacks get their cover ripped off.
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Exposing Hawley’s Manhood to the world.
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Hawley’s ‘Manhood’ Receives Withering Reviews
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I think maybe the lady doth protest too much…
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It was described by one critic as “a limp attempt”.
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Intentional. Shown in Chapter 4, titled “How to plead for a hummer”.
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They can’t find a photo that doesn’t scream ASSHOLE.
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They should probably just use a picture of this:
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I’ve no doubt he’s been putting the polish on his Manhood since taking office. Now, at last, he gets to reveal it to his slavering fans, recalling his brave Jan 6 stance, with one hand tightly clenched, pumping vigorously, and captured on camera for the world.
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Nobody has a desire to see Josh Hawley’s Manhood.
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I don’t know. A few years back, I mailed out a Naked Trump Doll to my parents back east. The next day I flew back there for my annual visit. Also visiting was my sister and one of my female cousins. A few days in, the doll showed up. It drew huge laughs, but none more so than from my mom, my sister, and my cousin. They mostly made fun of the doll’s teeny thingy. Their focus on it was… anatomical, if that word can describe the level of focus. To me, that was funnier than the doll.
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