I’m talking about the requirement to own a wallet or money clip. But that’s so like the 1%, focus on the “important” issues of fashion, nevermind that some of us gots to eat, not worry about where to keep our quartz Diner’s Club card. But you go ahead and sneer at us, Mister BigShot-Owns-A-Wallet. Like you’d never take boob or sock or trouser-snake money.
If you want to sign up for my seminar “How to spot 2 sarcastic posts in a comment thread” (part of the “Internets for the Humor Impaired” lecture series [soon to be a TEDx talk!]) I do take PayPal and BlitKoinz. It’s in the DQ basement next Thursday night. Free coffee!
