(Banana shown for scale)
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It’s too painful to look at. The stem should be pointing to the rear of the bicycle. I know I being kinda picky but I have an unnatural empathy for a badly slung banana.
What if I want to carry a bunch?
What if I want to carry a pointed stick?
Not enough space to properly coil my banana.
Does it also come with a nut sac?
Bravo, I was wondering if there was an accessory to hold my schweddy balls?
I swear, it’s like bike enthusiasts forgot about banana seats entirely.
Is that a banana dangling from your bike, or are you just happy to see me?
i look upon the bicycle banana-hammock. i look at it.
is it “I” who looks upon the bicycle banana-hammock? is it “I”?
Banana hammock? Or budgie smuggler?
Would you, could you on a bike?
Here, have a melon from this trike
to be fair, you can only carry so many up your bum.