Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/19/kids-in-philly-are-part-of-a-c.html
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Pah. Jerry Lewis could do that without a typewriter:
It would be interesting to know what sort of alternatives these kids are coming from.
If your primary point of reference is a software keyboard on a small screen dominated by push notification spam Ivan imagine that a distraction-frer hard keyboard seems like a revelation.
If you are coming from a proper computer I can certainly imagine some preferring it; but there being a distinct matter-of-taste element.
Perhaps we could employ some sort of bird. Common and everyday, present in all urban and suburban areas, yet large enough to be able to carry a short scroll of paper. Hmmm. . . .
kids, is there NOTHING that technology has made better that they won’t get nostalgic over?
In my first year of (an all boys) high school, we had a typing class that used electric typewriters.
While pretty much everyone else from my school around that time may not care about computers, they’re not a big deal because they can all type fairly well.
Interception would be far too easy.
Any chance you are from Philly?
I came here to post that back in 1975 I started high school at an all boys school in Philadelphia. All incoming freshman had to take a typing class. Absolutely no one I knew had ever used a typewriter before, because even if your parents used on in work 99% of the people did not have one at home.
Fast forward 35 years and my son started the same school (no longer all boys though, thanks RBG). I asked if he had to take typing. He said why would anyone have to take a typing class, everyone knows how to type.
It dawned on me that in the nineties there was a giant boom of computer typing tutors. Hell, everyone from Dvorak to Mario was offering to teach you typing, because computers came out and now every home had a keyboard, and almost no one could type. Now typing is a self learned skill children pick up naturally.
I enjoyed typing class but of course I am still horrible at it even though I sit behind a keyboard all day now. It’s hard to learn a new skill after you brain has mostly formed. Then again it could have been the pot as it was the 70s.
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Yeah. I did typing for a while at high school. It never became ingrained though and now I still do 2 finger typing - but at least i know where the letters are so it is pretty fast, say 20wpm with a tailwind. But whenever I see someone bangin’ away at 60 words a minute I wish I could.
First they’re using typewriters; next they’re Wodehousing!
Mandatory 7th grade typing class on 40-50 year old manual typewriters trained me to beat the living crap out of a keyboard. Between this training and slightly odd skin chemistry, my keyboards lose the screen-printed letters in less than a year.
As a result, I’ve since learned that shockingly few people working in IT jobs know how to type.
Let’s be fair; that message delivery system was a delicious, plump-breasted speckley sort. What is needed here are some extremely ugly, unpalatable birds. Carrier condors?
Not really that inconspicuous outside rural parts of the Andes…
And let’s face it, owls would pose a similar problem.
Tits would be tough enough, I suppose.
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