The upper end, like all good guitar amplifiers, welcomes, indeed encourages, an open scale [wink]
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Hopefully the police take a different view for the attempted murder charges.
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More like a $500k bounty really, the police aren’t going to give anyone a pass on attempted murder… and I doubt there’s any criminal out there with friends that wouldn’t turn them in for half a mil.
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There’s a danegeld/bullgeld joke in there. But really I just hope she gets her doggos back safely and the murderer is caught and convicted.
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not murder, the victim, Ryan Fischer is recovering in hospital. In a comment unrelated to your post, I think it’s a little out there to suggest this woman is “willing to overlook an attempted homicide”. This is one of those situations where it’s OK to lie .
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I want the thief to return the dogs and, when the thief asks for the money, LG goes, “Psych!”
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My mistake. Glad he’s alive and recovering.
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No!! Didn’t you ever notice that whenever someone got murdered, she happened to be in the vicinity, with a clever rationale as to how someone else did it?
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When I got kidnapped, my parents only had to pay the guys 50k. I guess they got a real bargain! Wait… /s
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By all accounts, she’s one of the nicer celebrities.
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With cats they could be just trading you in for a better provider.
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With the exception of Bill Cosby, anyone who had acted with muppets gets at least a 7.
Anyone who has done a holiday special with muppets gets at least an 8.
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If I was the shooter/dognapper I’d be shitting my pants right about now.
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I mean she might not ask any questions, and might pay off the $500,000, but she might also hire hitmen to murder these people in the dead of night, too.
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Yo, check the comment above yours. She doesn’t even need to hire anyone. Last person I ever want to be on the bad side of is Machete.
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Also admittedly inappropriate:
Sideshow Bob — ‘Attempted murder. Now honestly what is that? Can you win a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?’
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