Las Vegas gunman’s hooker, Hillary Clinton’s lies, and Jerry Lewis’s forged will in this week’s tabloids

[boingboing]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/19/las-vegas-gunmans-hooker-h.html

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[Papasan]

Tom Cruise has obtained the level of Operating Thetan VI within the Church of Scientology,

[Rick_Saphire]

You’ve got it wrong. The handwriting expert in the Jerry Lewis Enquirer matter was looking at the signature on his will which was written long before he was 91 and long before he was dying, That was in 2012. Check your facts.

[Brainspore]

@boingboing

Tom Cruise has obtained the level of Operating Thetan VI within the Church of Scientology, which the Enquirer claims means that he has the ability to heal with the touch of a finger.

At OT VII you can make bicycles fly.

[RickMycroft]

/facepalm

Tom Cruise has been OT-VII for ages, and is probably OT-VIII now. National Enquirer is re-frying some really old junk.

OT-VII in 2003:

[ecartesecartes]

Does anyone care about these posts? They’re honestly so uninteresting, and to make matters worse, they’re not truncated behind a read more button. So much scrolling.