Lauren Boebert spent campaign funds to see boyfriend in bike race

Originally published at: Boebert used funds for bike race

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It wasn’t even an election cycle!

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let’s see… boebert, colorado, bicycle race…
OH! was it the “Hell of the West” stage race???

i love bike racing and Kevin Costner, but this was not one of his better attempts. his porn 'stache was horrible, too!
bonus: Eddie “the cannibal” Merckx is a race official in this.

don’t waste any campaign funds tracking this one down. it was really bad even to a bicycle racer at the time.
ETA: ok, i RTFA and see it was the “Leadville Trail 100” mountain bike race.
still not worth 340 bucks.

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Sorry. Couldn’t resist! :wink:

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“Bike Race”? Is that a euphemism?

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Oh, man, I used to like that movie. It’s been a very long time since I’ve seen it, but that was around the time my dad had really gotten into cycling, and my hometown had the Hotter’n Hell 100 bike ride every August, a ride my dad completed several times. So I can remember watching that movie with him several times when it was on HBO. Rae Dawn Chong was in it, too! And John Amos.

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No surprise. In April 2020, with campaign funds, she reimbursed herself $22,000 for mileage, claiming she drove 39,000 miles (1-1/2 times the circumference of the earth) and paid $19,000 off a lien on her crappy, food poisoning, gun-themed restaurant.

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Christ on a bike!

um, errrr…

Christ on a bike!
When will her nonsense end?!?!

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This bike race isn’t even in her district!

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fec, you had one job!

All three Republican commissioners voted against investigating further, while the two Democrats and one Independent commissioner voted in support of the complaint

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She’s a US Marshal Representative! The whole damn country is her jurisdiction district!

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I’ve got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
Its got a basket, a bell that rings, and things that make it look good.
I’d give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

Syd Barrett

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It is free to watch the LT 100 race. How did she need to spend money to attend?

I want to thank her for being the inspiration for her new, and forever nickname, Handjob Grannie!

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That was my thought too – I can’t find anywhere on the Leadville 100 website that mentions admission fees for anything but participating.

Let’s hope someone scammed her, selling fake tickets.

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It’s hard to get by on $175,000 a year.

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Somehow relevant:

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