Lime scooters have a software bug that causes them to hurl their riders to the ground

Lemon-Lime Shake, perhaps, too. (In winter-time, Lemon-Lime Slushie?)

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Or gin and bitter lemon (a cross between tonic water and lemonade).

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As always, base ingratitude toward Our Innovators…

Do you know how much being hurled to the ground costs if you buy from legacy equine service providers? Thanks to disruptive innovation now even a commoner can afford the experience!

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Satire of the first water. Made me laugh!

I like it so much that I have added it to the Gnomon Chronicles, my wiki of fact and fiction:

http://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Lime_Healthcare

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I don’t know whether to be flattered or offended, good monk.

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The problem I had with Lime scooters is that they are not fast enough, and thus not as fun as bird or skip (bird is fastest in my studies)

Flattered. Go with flattered. I intend no offense, quite the opposite. When especially witty comments come to my attention, I like to preserve them for later review and re-deployment.

And – credit where credit is due, of course: such is the nature of a Chronicle.

“Good monk.” That’s a new one! I like the sound of it. Thanks!

I’d just be happy with a lime-calmer that would slow the things to walking speed while on the, you know, sidewalk.

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