#Literally

[anon35121463]

You literally could not find a better place to make your first post.

[subextraordinaire]

So you’re literally a newbie? Welcome!

[Ignatius]

@JonasEggeater

Literally, what happened to this thread?

This is literally so disappointing.

I literally have this handy.

[Nonentity]

@Melizmatic

Welcome to the BBS, literally.

I literally don’t think that’s their name.

[Melizmatic]

I literally don’t mind, so it doesn’t matter.

[anon61221983]

We literally think you made the right choice by starting here, as you can literally read by all the other posts saying the same thing…

[Jilly]

I’m literally dealing with legos down my toilet and I’m literally trying to distract myself with this thread. I literally want to kick my five-year-old to the curb with a sign that says, “Free kid.”

[anon61221983]

All of us with kids have literally been there and sympathize with you…

[Ignatius]

I could literally go to bed right now (6PM).

[bucaneer]

Fun fact: the word “literally”, when used literally, literally has no meaning. Thus, you can literally add “literal(ly)” anywhere in a sentence and not change its meaning in the slightest. So the first sentence in this post could be written thus:

Literally fun literal fact: literally the literal word (literally) “literally”, literally when literally used literally literally, literally literally literally has literally no literal meaning.

Figuratively crystal clear!

[Nonentity]

Literally Buffalo literally buffalo literally Buffalo literally buffalo literally buffalo, literally buffalo literally Buffalo literally buffalo.

[OtherMichael]

I literally looked that up (on the ceiling).

[Donald_Petersen]

@anon61221983

All of us with kids have literally been there

Well, not if the curb’s in Tallahassee.

Not literally.

(I literally dunno if they even have curbs in Tallahassee. Literally nobody worth speaking to has ever been there.)

[popobawa4u]

I’m organizing a rave and chillout zone at my town library. Do any of you know where we can score some literal-E?

[Nonentity]

@Donald_Petersen

I literally dunno if they even have curbs in Tallahassee. Literally nobody worth speaking to has ever been there.

Tallahassee, FL or Tallahassee, GA? There’s literally two of them.

I think at most I’ve literally only driven through one. That literally doesn’t count, right?

[Donald_Petersen]

Hmph. Did anyone hear a noise? Must have been the wind. Since I literally neither speak nor listen to those who have been to either Tallahassee.

Assuming there could literally be two of such a place.

[anon61221983]

You literally just answered a question I had while driving around yesterday… I saw a tag with “Jeff Davis” in the location for the county, and I was literally like “wait is there a Jeff Davis county”? And there literally is and guess where Tallahasse GA is located?

Tallahassee, Georgia

That’s literally weird!

[Melizmatic]

@Jilly

I literally want to kick my five-year-old to the curb with a sign that says, “Free kid.”

*lolz

I remember those days all too well, and I’m literally ecstatic that particular phase of development is long behind us.

[Nonentity]

@Donald_Petersen

Did anyone hear a noise? Must have been the wind. Since I literally neither speak nor listen to those who have been to either Tallahassee.

I might get annoyed at that, but since I’m literally a Nonentity…

[IronEdithKidd]

When my son was on the young side of 5, he tried to flush a toilet paper tube down the toilet. We literally had to buy a new toilet that day.

I literally feel your pain and frustration.