Man found more than 150 bowling balls hidden in his home

[Faffenreffer]

[anon81034786]

@Faffenreffer

Whenever he found one, he’d pin some colored streamers on the head, whip up a miraculous luau, and blast ol’ Holofernes into the sky while the crowd chanted “‘Lo, another child of God is born!”

[bluehenbear]

Apparently all the cannons have terrible accuracy.

[anothernewbbaccount]

@GulliverFoyle

Again?

Yep. Again.

Is that a strike?

[anothernewbbaccount]

You take passive aggressive to new heights.

[Faffenreffer]

@anothernewbbaccount

Is that a strike?

If two posts were required to knock down all the underpinnings of the story, technically it’s a spare.

[semiotix]

Oh, you sound just like the judge at my divorce hearing.

[MaiqTheLiar]

Balls, guys got 'em.

Be sure to tip your server.

[Grey_Devil]

We got jokes to spare eh?

[anon94804983]

Welcome to Michigan. Enjoy your stay.