2 Annual Penis Festivals!!! Glaring proof of Japan’s misogyny.
You are not even close. It’s MISOGYNY!
The women have to carry a huge metal pink one. Hell, that wooden one is down right dinky in comparison.
You may be thinking of Edmund Spenser, in The Faerie Queene, in the description of the Garden of Adonis:
Right in the middest of that Paradise,
There stood a stately Mount, on whose round top
A gloomy Grove of myrtle Trees did rise,
Whose shady Boughs sharp Steel did never lop,
Nor wicked Beasts their tender Buds did crop;
But like a Girlond compassed the Height,
And from their fruitful Sides sweet Gum did drop,
That all the Ground with precious Dew bedight,
Threw forth most dainty Odours, and most sweet Delight.
And in the thickest Covert of that Shade,
There was a pleasant Arbour, not by Art,
But of the Trees own Inclination made,
Which knitting their rank Branches part to part,
With wanton Ivy-Twine entrail’d athwart;
And Eglantine, and Caprisole emong,
Fashion’d above within their inmost Part,
That neither Phoebus’ Beams could thro them throng,
Nor Aeolus’ sharp Blast could work them any Wrong.
And all about grew every sort of Flower,
To which sad Lovers were transform’d of yore
Fresh Hyacinthus, Phoebus’ Paramour
And dearest Love;
Foolish Narciss, that likes the watry Shore;
Sad Amaranthus, made a Flower but late,
Sad Amaranthus, in whose purple Gore
Me seems I see Amintas’ wretched Fate,
To whom sweet Poets Verse hath given endless Date.
There wont fair Venus often to enjoy
Her dear Adonis’ joyous Company,
And reap sweet Pleasure of the wanton Boy;
There yet some say in secret he doth lie,
Lapped in Flowers and precious Spicery,
By her hid from the World, and from the Skill
Of Stygian Gods, which do her Love envy;
But she her self, when ever that she will,
Possesseth him, and of his Sweetness takes her Fill.
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Maybe we haven’t been introduced to her deeper, more personal works.
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But does the pink metal one vibrates? Also we, men, are already carrying one… and the wood makes it harder to carry.
Well it explains the pixelation
I’m confused, I did say “misogyny” and I did spell it right. What am I missing?
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Typically, words in all capitals equates to yelling.
The Japanese men are not misogynists they are MISOGYNISTS!
I was chastising for not showing enough emotion. It was meant as a joke.
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