You’ll take my chairman but I’ll take yours too
You’ll fire our employees but I’ll run you through
So when you’re working university
Forget education, relatively
The bugle sounds as the charge begins
But on this committee no one wins
The smell of academic smoke and attorneys’ breath
As you plunge into fiscal death
The secretary sweats with fear we break for lunch
The mighty roar of the residential’s guns
Measurements of paper reaches reams
Pain is indicated by the screams
We noted budgets that lay on the ground
As the agencies fire ‘nother round
We get so near yet so far away
Particularly, the membership will not sway
We get approximately near enough to fight
When an administrative gets me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
My budget is considerably low
And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My body’s numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay literary and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan
Academic employee, from a noted university.
Fiscal chairman’s policy, brought before the proper agency.
Residential committee agendas for the secretary.
Administrative attorney of the professional society.
I was hoping “fluffy,” “cuteness,” “friendly,” and “delightful” would be on the list.
“Chairman Of Committee” (was Master of Puppets)
End of academic committee, administered away
I’m your source of employees
Veins that pump with committees, noted particularly clear
Leading on your administrative agency
Note me you will see
More is all you need
You’re relatively dedicated to
How I’m administering your committee
Come considerably faster
Obey your chairman
Your fiscal measurements faster
Obey your chairman
Chairman
Chairman of committees I’m pulling your strings
Administering your agencies and indicating your dreams
Indicated by me, you can’t see an attorney
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you note
Chairman
Chairman
