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Continuing the discussion from Analyzing all known Metal lyrics with natural language processing:


Use some of the top 20 least metal words to compose head bangin verses or replace known lyrics.

Least Metal Words
1 particularly
2 indicated
3 secretary
4 committee
5 university
6 relatively
7 noted
8 approximately
9 chairman
10 employees
11 attorney
12 membership
13 administrative
14 considerable
15 academic
16 literary
17 agencies
18 measurements
19 fiscal
20 residential


Theres a committee whos close
To having a quorum
And theyre voting on a stairway regulation

The committee chair she knows
If the steps are built too close
With a word the law can make that illegal.


Taken together, all those words just yell university bureaucracy.

So with Apologies to Steve Harris (and to naturally flowing rhyming meter; what do you expect with such large syllable words!?):

Youll take my chairman but Ill take yours too
Youll fire our employees but Ill run you through
So when youre working university
Forget education, relatively

The bugle sounds as the charge begins
But on this committee no one wins
The smell of academic smoke and attorneys breath
As you plunge into fiscal death

The secretary sweats with fear we break for lunch
The mighty roar of the residentials guns
Measurements of paper reaches reams
Pain is indicated by the screams

We noted budgets that lay on the ground
As the agencies fire nother round
We get so near yet so far away
Particularly, the membership will not sway

We get approximately near enough to fight
When an administrative gets me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
My budget is considerably low

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My bodys numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay literary and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan


\m/ relatively infringing \m/


Academic employee, from a noted university.
Fiscal chairmans policy, brought before the proper agency.
Residential committee agendas for the secretary.
Administrative attorney of the professional society.

Im on the fast-track tenure


I was hoping fluffy, cuteness, friendly, and delightful would be on the list.

Chairman Of Committee (was Master of Puppets)

End of academic committee, administered away
Im your source of employees
Veins that pump with committees, noted particularly clear
Leading on your administrative agency
Note me you will see
More is all you need
Youre relatively dedicated to
How Im administering your committee

Come considerably faster
Obey your chairman
Your fiscal measurements faster
Obey your chairman

Chairman of committees Im pulling your strings
Administering your agencies and indicating your dreams
Indicated by me, you cant see an attorney
Just call my name, cause Ill hear you note



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