Scary phrases magnetic poetry set

Continuing the discussion from What if new members couldn’t immediately reply on BBS?:

I thought this comment by @KarlS was hilarious, but what should our imaginary scary phrase magnetic poetry set which we will set up an imaginary kickstarter have in it! This is non-partisan, so words that scare liberals, conservatives, liberarians, marxists are all welcome. But of course, keep away from patently offensive words… you know the ones I mean!

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  • the end of
  • war on
  • think of the children
  • anti-
  • new world order
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Chemtrails
9/11-truther
conspiracy nut

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  • neo -
  • liberal
  • conservative
  • leftist
  • fascist
  • socialist
  • communist
  • pirate
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my faithgives mea bad feelingthatthisso-called"imaginary"experimentinsocialized"creativity"willbecomea mandate.

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wingnut
randian
professor

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There will need to be an annual booster pack that contains the name of every head of state in the world.

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Just look at it.

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  • clarion call
  • call to arms
  • raise the base
  • dog whistle
  • sacred duty
  • righteous fervor
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Some random sources, because everything’s scarier if it claims to have a source.

Fox
Washington Post
Glenn Beck
NPR
Daily Mail
Class War
Al-Jazeera
Cato Institute
CDC
FEMA

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Crypto-
Climate Change
Rothschild
Davos
Bilderberg
Troika
Hegemony
Anarchist
Conspiracy
Muslim
Militant
Jewish
Atheist
Evangelical
Catholic
Denier
Proto-
Post-
Pseudo-
Intelligencia
Academic
Illuminati
Opus Dei
Ivory Tower
Scientology
Mormon

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  • inevitable conclusion
  • thorough examination
  • academese
  • legalese
  • mumbo-jumbo
  • non sequitur
  • quid pro quo
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Mustn’t forget: Mason

:stuck_out_tongue:

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So, someone’s going to write something that makes sentences out of this, right? @gwwar?

Also:

Orwellian
Big Brother
Freedom
Immigrant

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A selection from the Daily Mail-o-matic

LOONY LEFT
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
SINGLE MOTHERS
DUMBING-DOWN
THE UNIONS
THE UNEMPLOYED
HOUSE PRICE CRASH
HEALTH & SAFETY
P.C. BRIGADE

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It’s just an imaginary refrigerator magnet set now, but it will surely grow to become a mandate!

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The punctuation set needs an absurd number of quotation marks so that any word can be put in scare quotes.

Also, a superabundance of exclamation points would be good.

While we’re at it, let’s put in some extra question marks for all the rhetorical questions.

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if you readthe constitutionyou would knowthat’s not a right

fuckingprivilege

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Amendment
First
Second
Fourth
Gun Nut
Open Carry
Drugs
Terrorist

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  • cultural marxist
  • tragic hipster
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