Big-
Pharma
Tobacco
Agri-
Business
Progressive
Multicultural
Marxist
Genetically Modified
Murdoch
Conservative
Hippy
Apparatchik
Diktak
Proletariat
Troika
Government
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War on
Traditional
Global
Homosexual
Social Justice
White Knight
Values
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think of the and children should be separated. For funsies.
Won't somebody think of the chemtrails!
own good
permanent record
authorities
nothing to fear
what have you got to hide
here to help
election
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witchhunt
mccarthism
feminazi
anti-choice
culture of death
obummer
thanks obama
gramscian
Foucauldian
panopticon
neo-reactionary
neo-marxists
Oh, and lots and lots of extra quote marks… a pack of just quote marks, in fact.
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one world government!!!
fema death camps
freedom-loving
anti-science
clinging to their bibles and guns
traditional family values
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Ifyoucreatesamplesentences
maybeI’llimplementa
MarkovChainforyou.
Themore sentencesyoumake,
thefunnieritwillbe.
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- defender of the
- orthodoxy
- gold
- zero-sum
- additives
- moral fabric
- abortion
- pro-life
- human rights
- appeal
- protest
- 1st Ammendment Zone
- TSA
- batteries
- clothing
- explosive
- divisive
- bi-partisan
- sequester
- childhood
- 1%
- inequality
- rising inequality
- tax refund
- big business
- outsourcing
- supply chain
- kleptocracy
- POTUS
- SCOTUS
- Rob Ford
- Ayn Rand
- carcinogen
- inalienable
- known unknowns
- unknown unknowns
- care in the community
- cuts
- strikes
- fnord
- unions
- decree
- martial law
- hurricane
- flood
- drought
- ebola
- discount
- minimum wage
- anti-retroviral
- HAARP
- earthquake
- complicit
- prison labor
- military industrial complex
- world peace
- pro-
- anti-
- sunni
- shia
- pragmatic
- expedient
- drone-strike
- wedding party
- day-care
- hospital
- school playground
- extra-judicial
- justified
- killing
- Patriot Act
- CIA
- NSA
- Echelon
- XKeyscore
- TOR
- infiltrate
- Bitcoin
- fundraiser
- wealthy
- consequence-free
- remote
- genetically modified
- surrender liberties
- to achieve
- price of safety
- rational choice
- DCMA notice
- counter-takedown
- patent troll
- copyright extension
- free speech
- Westborough
- funeral
(We need to trademark this page before Tom Yorke finds it and releases a new album)
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Here’s a sentence pattern for some riff’s:
bad guyscrimevictimmethod
SO
neo-green, post-randian intellectualsstealthily deplete traditional family valuesof freedom-loving fasciststhrough foucaldian twists of the mandate for the war on bit-torrents
OR
republicratscreate back-door debasementof proto-singularity seeking hackersby dog whistles to single mothers
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Creative commons!
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Blue Dog
RINO
DINO
ConDem
European
Machiavellian
Vaccine
Denier
Scientist
Chemical
Expert
Authoritarian
Super PAC
Reagan
Nixon
Castro
Feminazi
Swivel-Eyed
Shrill
Brigade
Men’s Rights
Pick Up Artists
Open Source
Download
Virus
Pornograpy
Time Cube
Fractional Reserve
Gold
Standard
Banking
Bible
Paedophiles
ECHELON
CIA
FBI
MI6
GCHQ
NSA
Black Helicopters
3 Likes
It’s political correctness gone mad!
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I reckon we’ve got enough dytopian words collected here to update Billy Joël’s song…
♫♬♩ We didn’t start the fire
… it was always burning
… since the world’s been turning ♫♪♫
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Since when is there an umlaut in billy joel?
The first Joël that Billy did say,
Was to certain poor fanboys in fields as they lay.
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Since he went back to his metal roots. 
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Ok, I probably seeded this badly, but go ahead and play with it here: http://jsfiddle.net/gwwar/ytJhh/
Feel free to fork and update the seedText.
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Guys, I’m not sure what’s going on here, but I like! Keep up the good work! Gold stars for all!
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In case anyone is interested, I worked pretty extensively on an idea for a magnetic poetry board game. It’s possible I could look up my old notes and we can kickstarter this shit.
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OH! I bet that would be a fun game! What’s it like?
