Meet Grittney, the sexy female Gritty no one asked for

[anon61221983]

@thomdunn

and I hate it, thanks.

[Mister44]

Oh, great, you gave it a name. Now we have to keep it.

[Dioptase1]

Gritty’s ‘official’ page. Yeah, he’s male. And there’s the disturbing bit about his dad.

Philadelphia Flyers

[Yri]

Fungi are far, far from asexual. I don’t know if that applies to all species of 'em, but this one has over 20000 different sexes

[Yri]

Electric Sex Pants is now the name of my new band

[moortaktheundea]

I wonder if Gritney will get a city council resolution

[Yri]

I don’t know about y’all but this girl thinks Grittney’s fabulous

[belovedvillain]

Right there with you. Gritty is one of the better things to come to prominence out of this election.

[zuludaddy]

So, can we post Gritty memes? Because

[belovedvillain]

Please post all of the Gritty / Grittney memes you can.

[Professor59]

I thought we already understood Gritty’s lineage…

[FGD135]

[LutherBlisset]

This is a deliberate tease to John Oliver, isn’t it? Would it be nice if him to ignore it, or wouldn’t it?

[DesultoryPolemic]

Jim Henson is spinning in his grave…

[fiddlingfrog]

Her full name, as I’ve seen floating around, is of course Grittney Beers.

[WindUpBird]

Don’t worry - that bit about his dad is a reference to the Flyers’ nickname in the 70’s - Broad Street Bullies. I’m from Philly - Gritty and Grittney are now our city’s power couple.

[zuludaddy]

[belovedvillain]

Oh my, thank you for that. I’m still LOL’ing about that last one, wow.

[FSogol]

Pure Gold!

[smut_clyde]

ERMAGAWD it’s a Hans Bellmer hommage.

Now I need a Poupée / Grittney mash-up. World, make it so.