The hell with Clippy. Bring back the bouncing doggie who wanted to search for you. I always liked the way he bounded blissfully into the sunset after I told him to get lost.
Wake up, sheeple! They’re rolling out something far more diabolical!
I disabled Cortana on my first Win10 laptop soon after first powering it up… then it tried to come back (!!) with ‘hello! remember me?!’
F**k!!
I disabled Cortana, and er, it’s still disabled. Am I doing this right?
Personally I did quite like that they decided to name their virtual assistant after a possibly psychotic fictional AI. I suspect that they didn’t mention the source of the name to a lot of people, “Interesting name, Cortana, does it mean anything?” “erm, no…? but we do already happen to have a trademark on it!”
That’s because when your family member dies, or you need to get married, the solution is a person to guide you through it. Instead of creating a clergy person, though, Microsoft builds a used car salesman for the job.
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