Militant commander accidentally blows up dozens of trainee suicide bombers


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#2

give that man a medal! Also a one way ticket to Guantanamo Bay…


#3

Four Lions anyone?


#4

Daaaaaaaaaaaanger zoneeeeeeeeee!!!

Sorry. They’re called ISIS! I couldn’t help it!


#5

Does that sound like an awesome time Barry? Yes it does other Barry, yes it does.


#6

And where have we seen that before?


#7

Allow me to introduce myself: Wile E. Jihad, genius.


#8

I can’t help wondering if the dead 21 qualify for their 72 virgins.


#9

I’m just surprised these kinds of accidents aren’t happening constantly…


#10

They were, quite literally, “hoist with their own petard”…


#11

When the writers talked about all the research they did for the story, and how the more ridiculous elements were more fact-based, they weren’t kidding.


#12

Great movie!

I wonder if we can spread a rumor that most suicide bomber trainees are actually American spies out to rub them out.


#13

That’s 72 virgins you heathen… and that’s PER martyr!


#14

Ah, sure. “Accidentally”. No CIA involvement here.

Agent Amir: “Ok, class starts in 20 minutes. Here’s your *snerk* ‘training’ vest.”
Training Instructor: “Something funny?”
Agent Amir: “Oh, just thinking about killing the infidels. Say, you’re going to be recording this, right?”

Bunch of merry pranksters, them.


#15

Jeez, does anyone other than the Tea Party actually believe that bullshit?


#16

'…They think that your early ending
Was all wrong
For the most part they’re right
But look how they all got strong

That’s why I say man, nice shot
What a good shot man…’

I sit in capitalist complacency: secure in geographical absolvency.
I never wanted Iraqi desolation
What was the point of our invasion decimation?
Suicidal Incompetents: blow yer faces off you bloody dumb fucks you


#17

but the reality is that people who are willing to be suicide bombers – and those who exploit them – may not be very bright at all.

same goes for a shit-ton of military commanders and soldiers across all nations/ideologies/etc. If it weren’t for the military systems preying on folks at weak points in their lives, pretty much most armies would be skeletal.


#18

I have often wondered how they go from bringing down the twin towers to lighting their shoes and underwear on fire.


#19

Fantastic. :slight_smile: However, I believe the moniker was “sooper genius.”


#20

Jeez, that’s 1512 virgins just right there. Heaven must be teeming with virgins! And idiots.