10, although now I’m going to start carrying tampons around.
Although in response to #2, my humour is fairly equal opportunity.
ETA: I don’t know if it’s just in my experience, but I’ve found that in a group of feminists, the one with the most outspoken and essentialist anti-male opinions is usually a guy. An exception to this would be my wife, who somehow managed to kick ten of her thirteen male classmates in the nuts over the course of a year. I still don’t know if she spared the other three, or just ran out of time.
