Missed Connections For A-Holes

“We made small talk in the checkout line at Trader Joe’s. You said that you literally could not live without the salsa you were buying. I wish we could talk again. You used “literally” incorrectly. It really pissed me off. I wish you could literally not live without that salsa, because then I’d take it from you.”

Holy crap! I literally just finished going off about this! All English Words are Always Metaphors

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