Monkey from Pirates of the Caribbean bites makeup artist's ear


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#2

That’s not half as bad as what the monkey allegedly bit in Carl Hiaasen’s Bad Monkey.


#3

Monkeys don’t like when humans make them pets…


#4

That’s what they get for not ponying up for Crystal’s salary…


#5

Came here to make a Bad Monkey reference. Both disappointed and gratified that someone beat me to it.


#6

well, of course – IT’S A MONKEY. biting and being generally evil is what they DO.


#7

Worst part is it’s a cursed monkey. If you shoot it, you can’t kill it.


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“Never work with children or animals.”
—W.C. Fields


#10

@monkeyoh - care to weigh in?

Or do you just want to bite everybody and fling poo?


#11

At least she wasn’t bitten by a human centipede; their saliva is nasty.


#12

Yes.  


#13

i rest my case. :o)


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