My kingdom for

…a spring-loaded casket with lots of confetti. I want to give a future archaeologist a surprise.

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Is that one of the annoying auto-warnings this site’s interface sends out?

But yes, I agree; Mr Elba is quite yummy.

Cant wait to see how he does as Roland Deschain.

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…a woman to look at me the same way I look at pizza.

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Apparently you should try looking like Idris Elba.

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LOL
Yes and no. You know, I do see how attractive he is. But, darn I don’t now how to say in English. “Candy for the eye is not always eatable in bed”. Some, something like that.

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My music heroes back.

We also have another expression: I didn’t really want the last candy anyway. :wink:

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On top of a whole laundry list of improvements, it couldn’t hurt.

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I think we say “sour grapes” in English. :wink:

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Alas that was Prince’s dying wish.

That and a shit ton of tributes both on radio and in video form.

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I’m not sure that will fit. :wink:

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My kingdom for a Prince.

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…better fashion sense when buying clothing. The ability to avoid fashion statements even Bjork would find mildly offensive.

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My next CPAP machine to really help my apnea.

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Exactly. Perhaps I should have gone with “scrumptious” instead?

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Your phrase reminded me of another saying which could easily be used with regard to Idris Elba: I wouldn’t kick him out of my bed for eating crackers!

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