… a ~6X8 spiral-bound ivory graph pad. Seriously. These do not seem to exist.
… the willpower to get to bed on time so that I can get a proper (and consistent) night’s sleep.
Better chicken biryani for lunch. WTF Punjab Halal truck? You guys blew it today.
…Double Stuf Oreos to just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos to be called Diet Oreos so that I could have more.
…functioning kitchen. So friggin’ close, yet so danged far away.
…search results that don’t exactly match yours?
…a movie where a zombie outbreak is prevented altogether by simply burying people with their shoe laces tied together.
…the ability to like your comment multiple times.
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Zombie Movie?
Shortest movie ever.
Just one Cumberbatch?
And then a day later, you want another?
And after a few days, another one again?
Couldn’t you just… batch them together?
… an empire.
Not even one actually; I just thought the image was hella funny.
(Although B. Cumberbatch is quite a good actor.)
In reality, if given my choice, I’d actually like an Idris Elba or a Joe Manganiello.
It could be an opening scene. The hero is then tasked with ensuring that the Republican Convention runs smoothly.
You’ll get a lot of 'me too’s on the Elba around here.
“Body is invalid; try to be more descriptive”…Elba’s body is the most valid thing on the internet, and who needs to be more descriptive than a drool when talking about that VERY VALID BODY, thankyouverymuch?