… a ~6X8 spiral-bound ivory graph pad. Seriously. These do not seem to exist.
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… the willpower to get to bed on time so that I can get a proper (and consistent) night’s sleep.
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…an Empire.
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Better chicken biryani for lunch. WTF Punjab Halal truck? You guys blew it today.
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…Double Stuf Oreos to just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos to be called Diet Oreos so that I could have more.
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…functioning kitchen. So friggin’ close, yet so danged far away.
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A nose???
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…search results that don’t exactly match yours?
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…a movie where a zombie outbreak is prevented altogether by simply burying people with their shoe laces tied together.
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…the ability to like your comment multiple times.
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Bill & Ted’s Excellent Zombie Movie?
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Shortest movie ever.
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Just one Cumberbatch?
And then a day later, you want another?
And after a few days, another one again?
Couldn’t you just… batch them together?
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… an empire.
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Not even one actually; I just thought the image was hella funny.
(Although B. Cumberbatch is quite a good actor.)
In reality, if given my choice, I’d actually like an Idris Elba or a Joe Manganiello.
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It could be an opening scene. The hero is then tasked with ensuring that the Republican Convention runs smoothly.
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You’ll get a lot of 'me too’s on the Elba around here. 
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Mmmmmmm.
“Body is invalid; try to be more descriptive”…Elba’s body is the most valid thing on the internet, and who needs to be more descriptive than a drool when talking about that VERY VALID BODY, thankyouverymuch?
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