My kingdom for


#1

… a ~6X8 spiral-bound ivory graph pad. Seriously. These do not seem to exist.


#2

… the willpower to get to bed on time so that I can get a proper (and consistent) night’s sleep.


#3

…an Empire.


#4

Better chicken biryani for lunch. WTF Punjab Halal truck? You guys blew it today.


#5


#6

…Double Stuf Oreos to just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos to be called Diet Oreos so that I could have more.


#7

…functioning kitchen. So friggin’ close, yet so danged far away.


#8

A nose???


#9

…search results that don’t exactly match yours?


#10


#11

…a movie where a zombie outbreak is prevented altogether by simply burying people with their shoe laces tied together.


#12

…the ability to like your comment multiple times.


#13

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Zombie Movie?


#14

Shortest movie ever.


#15

Just one Cumberbatch?

And then a day later, you want another?

And after a few days, another one again?

Couldn’t you just… batch them together?


#16

… an empire.


#17

Not even one actually; I just thought the image was hella funny.

(Although B. Cumberbatch is quite a good actor.)

In reality, if given my choice, I’d actually like an Idris Elba or a Joe Manganiello.


#18

It could be an opening scene. The hero is then tasked with ensuring that the Republican Convention runs smoothly.


#19

You’ll get a lot of 'me too’s on the Elba around here. :wink:


#20

Mmmmmmm.

“Body is invalid; try to be more descriptive”…Elba’s body is the most valid thing on the internet, and who needs to be more descriptive than a drool when talking about that VERY VALID BODY, thankyouverymuch?