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Could have been worse.
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It can’t reproduce, so it runs laps around one’s face. Thank heaven for small favors?
All-in-all, face worms are still better than having a baby for a bunch of hamburgers.
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I think that’s sad. Every parasitic worm should have the opportunity to lay eggs in somebody’s face.
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With a face-worm one never needs to be alone.
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Hah! I can see it now. The incel-worm movement.
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“The Russian woman had the worm removed and made a full recovery, the report said.”
The woman or the worm?
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This put me off my breakfast. Thanks!
I actually consider that better than a worm.
I think I see the next extreme body-mod trend coming down the pike. When outrageous tatooes and extreme metal piercings aren’t enough to show how edgy you are, why not install a face worm?
Animated tattoos will be the outcome.
She must be city folk. I’ll bet in rural Russia they get these all the time and there’s a folk remedy that involves a lot of vodka, a pocket knife and some tweezers.
Nothing worse than getting a borg-zit on an important day.
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Could be worse:
I’m not sure I would…
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