Mystery barge in SF Bay belongs to Google?

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If they are not building some kind of awesome space craft, I’ll be sad.

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A sadpear, no doubt.

One can only hope that the Googleplex 9000 blasts off soon.

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Who cares about spaceships when… offshore data… you mean data stored in international waters? Data with no government oversight!

Floating Google Glass showroom.

It is a temporal disruption generator to keep Page from aging until Google research succeeds in their life-extension quest.

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There is one in the harbor in Portland, Maine as well:

And apparently two more somewhere…

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Three barges are required to properly focus the temporal disruption field…
Rumor is that Apple is ready to slap a cease and desist order on them since the technology is based on Job’s reality distortion field.

Yea, must be Google. Couldn’t possibly be a front for the NSA.

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Google is a front for the NSA.

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Forget “the cloud;” I send my data to “the sea.”

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BoingBoing, home of the 24 hour tape delay

Agreed. Liquid water has vastly more density than vapours.

My bet is this is how the Borg begins.

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Ah, a perfect customer for my new sea-based storage solution, “Davy Jones’ Locker”

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Finally, a real floating data haven bound for international waters. I don’t count Sealand.

Maybe they’re planning to use OTEC to make a self-sufficient seaborne server farm.

It is the frickin’ “Oosh Maker” … isn’t it?

In space no one can hear you search (except the NSA, of course)

No, it´s a prison, a prison to send al those pesky young kids who meddle in grow up affairs, like in that book “Little Brother”.

Does Cory know about it yet?