Mystery hole in Arizona quickly sealed up

I wonder what they’re hiding. Has Alex Jones issued a statement yet?

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I hope someone will get to the bottom of this.

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Worst Super Mario bonus level ever.

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Bill Hicks he’s not.

No, wait. HE IS!

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Has anyone seen Joe Arpaio recently? Perhaps he burrowed his way back to Hell.

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I realize that’s an old-school, grandparent-worthy joke, but just so you know: I chuckled. Nicely done!

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Did they get Timmy out first?

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Hey Arizona, find 3,999 more, and then it will be news.

                                                Blackburn Lancashire
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It’s a small thermal exhaust port, roughly the size of a womp rat.

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I used to pop it into the store VCR every shift during my Primetime Video days. It’s a HELLUVA lot of fun. It’s smart, perfect kid fare, while remaining pretty damn scary, and with some amazing special effects for the budget. If you can track it down, watch it!

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It is quite fun. I saw it a few years ago at a late night Halloween secret movie triple bill.

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so was there nothing interesting in the hole, or nothing interesting in the hole anymore?

mostly? so only 5% gold doubloons? just one gun? 1/4 of a body?
hmmmm…trash covers pretty much everything, but still the mostly modifier.

is the hole old or new?

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Does no one want to know what was in the damn box?

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probably just some dank carpet.

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That wrong turn at Albuquerque…

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#BLM 

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Brad Pitt does.

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Police are looking into it.

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An opportunity to measure how many small plastic souvenir replicas of London concert venues it takes to fill a hole!

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