Originally published at: Mythological Japanese rock splits in half, potentially releasing evil demons | Boing Boing
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Hey Tamamo-no-Mae, take a bloody number and the back of the line is way over there, somewhere.
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Naruto will stop her.
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Worst case scenario: there are now TWO killing stones.
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After saying this, her eyes flashed dark red and her head swiveled completely around three times. She then added, “I’m sorry, what were you saying?”
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If it’s a “mythological” Japanese rock, isn’t it just a myth?
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Bodai-ji has been keeping the demons arising from the rocks of Osore volcano at bay for ~1200 years. Why didn’t someone build a similar protective temple around sessho-seki?
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I won’t even watch documentaries about the curse of King Tut so there is no way I’m looking at a stone that releases demons.
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I expect to be able to buy authentic Japanese killing sand on eBay by the end of the week.
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Coincidence?
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Sending thoughts and prayers.
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In other words (as in reading so many headlines these days): Ah, 2022.
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Or Saitama.
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seems like an auspicious time to rattle your sabre at Russia over some long disputed islands…
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We need to annex Big Diomede immediately.
It’s uninhabited, but if there WERE people there, I’m sure they’d be drug-dealing Nazis.
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Well, I for one welcome our nine-tailed furry over-lady. Powerful women always get slandered by the patriarchy. Sure, maybe she eats a few people’s livers, but it’s a minor character flaw in the modern political arena, really.
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Demonic japanese Foxlady?
Jokes on you, I´m into that!
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On Tuesday, after experiencing approximately one day of freedom, Tamamo-no-mae was spotted back at the site of the Sessho-seki frantically attempting to reseal herself inside the fragmented boulder with a roll of duct tape, muttering, “Fuck all that shit.”
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