step 1 accomplished?
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Thank you!
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They need to get it ramped up, it’s too negligible at this point. It should be a real “news of science” station, 24/7, with stories from around the world.
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Step 8: They have breached our outer defenses.
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My vote is for the utilization of a blimp-based digital billboard.
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“OK, so on this scale, where are these guys?”
“It’s difficult to tell, but we think it’s somewhere around 27.”
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“THEY’RE HERE, ALREADY! YOU’RE NEXT!”
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Sentience level mauve.
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Step 2: Rule 34.
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Isn’t that a bit rude, even for an alien?
Step 8: human flesh identified as ingredient as common as onions are on earth.
(Darn - I see @Chuckles beat me to step 8)
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Which is the entire purpose of media that report science in this manner.
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moving or not moving the first encounter…
followed by… stranger events… is it the second encounter…
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but are the encounters close, or more like a chance encounter first glimpsed across a smokey, dimly lit, and crowded bar?
oops. let me stop there
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you got to have justification the whole point… never mind distances…
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Speaking of ET
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Wait, so the Scots are aliens? I guess being a perfect 10 isn’t an insult though…
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Literally there is an XKCD comic for everything
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Somebody didn’t get the memo.
We scientists have been trying to observe intelligent life in the universe.
Then we found that intelligent life has been observing us all along.
Those scientists who have pointed it out were ignored or ridiculed for more than 70 years.
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