Nothing to Xi here: Chinese premiere "disappears" during virus crisis

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/05/nothing-to-xi-here-chinese-pr.html

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He’s on a secret state visit to Venezuela, where he and Maduro are enjoying some empanadas as they congratulate each-other on being men of the people.

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He is in double-secret isolation with only a select few of the party elite, and a few entertainers. And chefs. And acrobats. And servants. You know, the basics. Gotts protect him from the infectious masses.

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Recently leaked from an undisclosed location:

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He reemerges: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/chinas-conspicuously-absent-leader-reemerges--for-an-audience-with-a-friendly-autocrat/2020/02/05/507e6d02-47de-11ea-91ab-ce439aa5c7c1_story.html

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